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Graffiti isn't a crime but graffiti writers are a real scam to all truck owners.

This is in essence what Stephane, from L.A.A.A.A. wrote us on his new social network :
Art By Friend Request

Stephane always been a little paranoid about his white Transporter. After all, he's transporting real valuable goods for his company 'Stephane Got A Van' and what's worst than to arrive at your clients with a tag dripping all over your truck ?
We also suspect him from being a bit maniacal, but that's not today's subject.

Tired of cleaning his van every weeks or so, he asked us to create a fetish that could protect trucks from taggers and vandalism.
Let's be honest, we felt like Frank Abagnale Jr. when the FBI proposed him to work with them. Being a snitch, dropping all your peers, isn't it the final achievement of recognition ?

Back to the 4th Lab. full of confidence from this sign of gratitude, we created a hanged marker that would scared graffiti writers on the first sight. It's name ? KEURMIKARMA !

The markers produced, we had to make it magic. Hopefully, before his death, Chokko1er got good connection with the belgium Marabouts community in Brussels, so we've got in contact with the F.B.A.B.M. (Franco-Belgian Association of Black Magic).
That's when it became tricky…
The black wizards mixed up and kidnaped our beloved Tendo to perform a marabouting ceremony on him. They didn't understood that he was on the right side now, trying to snare writers too. But who can blame them ? They all look the same…

Anyways, Tendo got his rest and the Keurmikarmas are now filled with something more than just plastic and that's the most important.
Stephane hanged one on his rear view mirror and never got troubles since then.
From what he told us, his truck looks even whiter than before.

To all you, truck owners & graffiti haters, we highly recommend you to get KEURMIKARMA
in order to keep your trucks and streets clean.
Conversely, graffiti writers, be vigilant, keep your eyes wide open or you'll got a spell on you, a spell from The 4th Dimension !
Or at least respect the guy's truck, after all, he's probably a writer too ;)

Fee required to 21/04/2016. Offer subject to conditions not including postage. Reserved for individuals in Metropolitan France, Belgium, Continental Europe and West Africa. Offer limited to one product per household. Great success, regardless of the difficult problem, even hopeless. With its secrecy and hereditary gift from father to son for 7 generations. Protection against hazards and damage. Work seriously and quickly, guarantees results in 2 days. Keurmikarma is a trademark owned by Cesio Enterprise up capital of 50%, and Life As Art As Attitude 50% capital height and conducted as part of the promotion of Art By Friend Request. Keurmikarma applies to all types of vehicles except police cars, health or public transport. Keurmikarma is a simple protection tools, deterrence and remoteness. All black magic ceremonies conducted in the summer talisman the manufacturing process approved and followed the drastic control of an approved by the shaman F.B.A.B.M (Franco-Belgian Association of Black Magic). If damage to your vehicle or the responsability of KeurmiKarma, Cesio Enterprise or Life as Art as Attitude can't be commenced or be subject to criminal prosecution. For a 100% effective protection, rent a garage. See offer details in store.

Posted by The Fourth Dimension

04.29.16