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BLOG 4TH │8th ANNIVERSARY → TIMES OF PRO$P€RIT¥








 D ear Folks !
Avid readers among you will recall that Halloween is the official anniversary date for The Fourth Dimension. Seeing as our Facebook Fan page, is deliberately programmed to conceal public notifications of our anniversary showed in how little of you wished us a Happy Birthday :’( But we won't hold you to that. You are certainly right to adapt to our modern times, but for our eighth anniversary, we were really occupied with our exhibition Campagne des Chiens de la Route… This last Halloween was, for the three of us an opportunity to meet @ The Secret Head Quarters, to reflect on the activities performed last year, and to prepare appropriate proposals for actions on the coming year (still with the notion to achieve our world domination). This night in particular, Woody, who is passionate about numbers and their meaning in the universe consulted his thick « grimoires », before explaining to us that the partial sonority of 8, (ba) in Chinese is « fa » which means « To make a lot of profit ». This principle is still significant today, which a lot of Chinese are ready to spend tens of thousands of 元 (yuans) to own or acquire a basic phone number, vehicle license plate, or lottery ticket … who contain 8 numbers. BINGO ! The first sales figure was an indicator of prosperity with the acquisition of the 9.10DO’s POWER GLOVE ™ (PROTOTYPE) which was purchased by an anonymous benefactor in late November. So we decided to continue on this positive course for this year 2017 ! We can confirm here that : From here on now, this 8th year, will be a year of prosperity and productivity ! Just as in China " When The Fourth Dimension awakes, the whole world will tremble" and we will not let Fu-ts’ang-lung (伏藏龍) take back the treasury !







           
Posted by The Fourth Dimension  
01.20.17

    Jack Tezam '17 
    繁荣兴旺💰  
    A.T.F.D. n° 02  

    Indian ink on Canson paper
    21 x 29.7 cm
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BLOG 4TH │POWER GLOVE











  Did you ever wonder how those teenage ninjas were climbing up ? How did they get up on the walls without being noticed by anyone around ? Stop asking yourself useless questions and experience the future with this new gem coming straight from the 4TH R&D Laboratory.
This new device is the perfect companion to remain unnoticed by the crowed streets, leaving you free to satiate your deepest graffiti fantasies. This high technology tool contains tons of options like our popular Cop Radar™, the Snitch Detector™, Toy Warning™, Low Paint Level Alert™ or the Undercover Cop Scope™. All these options grouped in one device allows you to focus on your one and only aim : Upping Fame !
As every parts of the Power Glove™ are highly pioneering and mostly because it can be used in a bad way, our kickstarter was forced to close by our national security services. Our court-appointed lawyer couldn't do much about it, especially because he had his diploma past June… Thanks to french justice for that btw, 3 years of high-tech engineering just for nothing.
Anyways, there's still one prototype left and we want to get rid of it to move on, so we decided to put it on the market. There will be no other occasion for you guys, Christmas is coming, don't miss the opportunity to make your little sister happy !

Thanks to Diane, who's playing herself in our commercial.



TECH-SPECS

SIZE & WEIGHT
Height: 453 mm - Width: 105 mm - Depth: 95 mm
Weight: 388 grams
DISPLAY
4" HD screen with Smooth-Touch 4TH technology - 1136 x 640 pixel resolution at 326 ppi - Fingerprint-resistant coating - 800:1 contrast ratio - 500 cd/m2 max brightness
CPU & HARDWARE
24h effective battery - Qualcomm NTM1312 Puffdragon 420 - 100Gb storage - CPU Quad Core V07.5 - 2 USB3 port - 4GB RAM - Camera BrightSit™ 12 MP, f/1.7, 26mm, phase detection autofocus, OIS, LED flash - 30 min. ultra-fast battery charge
NETWORKS
GSM / HSPA / LTE / Wi-Fi / GPS / Bluetooth
FEATURES
GPS with encrypted geolocalisation - Cops, snitch, toys, spots and under cover cops radar - Night Shop Locator™ V05.2 - Stalker Sensor™ - Alcoholic level and booze stock ("Too-drunk-to-read-the-screen™" emergency mode in option) - Tools survey list including the Low Paint Level Alert™ mode - Anti-crackheads ultra sonic repulsive - The popular "I-dont-give-a-damn™" mode (turns the glove off) - The tunnel entrance & catacombs stand alone maps are available individualy in two different pack for the cost of €13,99 each.








           
Posted by Tendo Chu Chu Twain  
21.11.16

BLOG 4TH │3/3 OP TONNERRE DE L'EST






























  The Road Dogs’ idea behind this lightning expedition was to freight hop to Germany for Mogli’s initiation ceremony, then sneak onto one of Deutsche Bahn’s red wagons and push on further east. But as always with this type of journey, things didn’t happen as planned… Film photographs plus french and english texts report this crazy ride off the beaten tracks.

44 pages - A4 - limited edition, 150 copies - 2 staples - b/w digital printing - silk screened cover - language : FR 🇷🇪 / EN 🇬🇧 - graphic design : Julie Gagne - printed in France - 2016










           
Posted by Jack Tezam  
04.11.16